~ No More Games.
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2025 7:11 pm
~ Thanks to Diamond, Square is now free and possess Oblivion. It's pissed and ready to go fuck up the Observers, but first, it needs to find a way to close off the other dimensions, or it's not really gonna matter what they do next.
โก God, I'm gonna enjoy tearing those Observer fucks a new one after this. Hey, idiot, did you find Spade yet? That slimey fucker's got some answering to do, too.
~ Square's reflection is a little preoccupied at the moment.
โ ๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จโHmmhmhmm...
โก UH, HEEELLLLLO?!
โ Oh, shit! Huhโwhat?!
โก ...Did you hear anything, I just said?
โ (โฮต โ) ...yyyes?
โก ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ. UGHHHH, MY GOD! Why in the ever-loving fuck can't you just pay attention to what I'm saying?!
โ Cause your a fuckin' meanie. ๅธ( โขฬ_โขฬ )ๅธ
โก TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY YOU STUPID BITCH!
โ Uhhhh, bitchโI am, thank you very much. I just was looking for where a wormhole might be at.
โก A wormhole? Why?
โ ...
โก ...Well?
โ Say the magic word then, you meanie.
โก ๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ. Bitch, oh my fucking god, I am notโheh, hehโI'm not in the mood for your fuckin' games right now.
โ ๅธ(ยฌโฟยฌ) fuck you, then, biiiotch.
โก ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ฆ๐ด...
โ Ooh, I can tell you're really gettin' mad. Well... NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!
โก Oh, my God, will you STOPโSCREAMING!
โ NAAOOO!
โก Oh, my God, SHUT THE FUCKโUP!
โ FUCK YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I FUCKINGโHAAAATE YOOOOOU!!! ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ช๐ฏ๐ด ๐ค๐ณ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
โก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Oh my god, here we go again with the mellow drama. ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด... Ugh, alright, fine. Will you please tell me why you're looking for a wormhole?
โ ๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... No. Don't talk to me. You never respect me.
โก Neveโbitch, what?! I'm trying to get us the fuck out of this hell-hole and you just want to keep FUCKING AROUND!
โ ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I am helping.
โก How?!
โ Say sorry, first.
โก ๐๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จโOkay. Within, I'm... ๐๐บ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด. I'm sorry.
โ ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... For what?
โก ...
โ ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐บ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐บ. Aw, c'mon. For being a what?
โก ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ... For being a meanie.
โ Okie-dokie, then! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ-๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ! I forgive you. ๐๐ถ๐จ๐ด...
โก ...Great.
โ So... Since our Baby(โก Stop calling Diamond that)sush, sushโgoddammit, STOP INTERRUPTING ME-HEEYAH!
โก Alright, alright. Sheesh...
โ Any-who... Since our Baby was oh, so lovingly kind enough to share Oblivion with us, we can use a wormhole to bend spacetime and shift into another reality! And with my sniffer, we'll find one that'll take us straight to Spadey-wadey! Then... WE CAN BEAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA HIS LITTLE BACKSTABBING BITCH ASS!!!
โก Huh... That's actually not a bad idea.
โ You're welcomeโoh wait a minute... Clubby?! Hey, Clubby's near by! Let's head over to her, and say hi!
โก Oh, shit, really? Alright, let's go meet with it and pass Oblivion onto them, then.
โ Whaโew, noโI don't wanna do that. What will my Baby think?
โก Oh, my god, will you justโcan you just shut up and let me focus, please? Now, where the hell are you Club? Hmm... Ah! There you are. Alright, here we go!
โ ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ! Wheeโha, ha, ha! Traveling like this is so much fun, baby!
โก ๐๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ดโnope! Not even gonna pop a blood vessel over it.
~ Square blinks towards Club's coordinates along with its reflection just happy to hitch along for the ride. But when they do arrive there, things are gonna start to get... pretty weird.
~ As if they weren't already. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Can't believe I have to rely on these fuckin' weirdos to get the job done, but beggers can't be choosers, I guess. Diamond... don't you even think about fucking me over, or you'll regret it. Just ask Circle.
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โงโฃ๏ธ ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ?! Something's coming!
โงโฃ๏ธ ๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ. Halt!
~ Square then comes flying out of its blink before it could finsh, accidentally splitting itself in two. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Well, I guess that just happened. Hurry back Square.
โ ฮตใ(ฮฟ_ _)ฮฟ Oof!
____________________โก Oh, Goddamnit Cluuuuub! ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต.
โงโฃ๏ธ S-square?! Oh, uh... Woopsie, sorry.
โ ฮต=ฮต=โ( >_<)โ Aaah! Wait for me! Oh, goddamnit, why don't I have Oblivion, too?!
~ Square's former continues to spiral deep into the Void while its reflection is stuck with Club. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Fucking hell, Club, this is why no one likes you: you keep overreacting to shit. Now, look what you've done.
โง Ooh, we're sorry Square, you scared us. But um, why were you guys going so fast?
โฃ๏ธ We were barely able to detect you, and we um... well, we panicked.
โงโฃ๏ธ We're so sorry.
โ Aw, ๐๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ. It's okay, Clubby, we know ya didn't mean it, but uh... ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด. WATCH IT NEXT TIME!
โงโฃ๏ธ We'โreโreโre Sorโryโyโyโy!
~ Hm, hm... Square's reflection finally lets Club's head go.
โงโฃ๏ธ โฐ(-.*)โฐ Ooh, now, our head is spinning.
โ Okay, so I guess we're not looking for Spadey-wadey anymoreโwell, at least I'm not. ๐๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ช๐ฅ. Alrighty, bu-bye, baby! Bring me back a souvenir on yer way back! ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด! ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ. So, whatchu been up to, Clubby?
โง Me? Uh...
โฃ๏ธ We were wondering how we woke up, actually.
โ Oh, my Baby woke us all up! But the grumpy-bumpkin wasn't too happy about it, though, but who cares what she thinks? ๐๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ...Ya wanna go yeet some stars into a black hole while we wait for her to get back?
โง O-oh, yeah, sure!
โฃ๏ธ Definitely!
โ Alrighty, then! Let's go fuck some shit up!
โง Well, hold on, Square. Aren't you worried about the others?
โ Hm? Um... ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐ด ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด. Not much else I can do at the moment, but my Baby said he'll be back for me, so I'm not too worried about it.
โง So... what are you guys doing exactly?
โ Oh, well, we were all gonna go break The Cycle together. You wanna help?
โงโฃ๏ธ I-is that why we're awake?!
โ Yyyup, yup, yup! So, ya in? ๐๐ถ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด.
โง I-I don't think I want to, Square.
โฃ๏ธ Yeah, I'm not so sure either.
โ Aw... ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... Oh, Clubby...
~ Square's reflection rests its hand on Club's shoulder and gives it an intimidating glare.
โ ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ญ. My Baby went though hell and back to free meโand right now, he's tryna figure out how to reassemble the Love fragments. If you don't help us, then your gonna be real sorry when my Baby or the grumpy-bumpkin gets back.
โงโฃ๏ธ O-o-k-k-kay, Square. W-we'll help. P-p-please, don't hurt us.
โ ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ. No problem, Clubby! Now, don't even think about double-crossing us when we do find Spadey-wadey, either. Got it?
โงโฃ๏ธ W-would never even cross our minds. ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ท๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ...
โ Great! Okay, now, lemme see... Hmm... Oh! Look at that star! ๐๐บ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด. Oooh, let's yeet that one first!
โงโฃ๏ธ O-okay, Square.
โง "I don't like this."
โฃ๏ธ "Me neither."
โง "Should we try to flee?"
โฃ๏ธ "If what Square says is true, then we have no where else to run to."
โง "Mm, yeah, you're right. Why couldn't they have all asked us first, if we wanted to do this?"
โฃ๏ธ "I don't don't know, but I don't feel safe."
โง "Me neither."
โฃ๏ธ "Why does anyone only ever talk to us when they want something from us?"
โง "...Maybe they really don't like us."
โฃ๏ธ "๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... But why?"
โง "Maybe we keep messing things up?"
โฃ๏ธ "But it's not like we're doing it on purpose."
โง "๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I'm sad again."
โฃ๏ธ "๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... Me too."
โงโฃ๏ธ "๐๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด... Why does everybody hate us so much?"
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โก Fuck, fuck, fuck! How do you stop this thing! SSTOOOOP!
~ Hm, looks like Square's former is stugglin' a bit. Okay, Square, I'll help ya out.
โก ...?! Whoa, it stopped. Phew, okayโheh, hehโI, uh... I gotta figure out how to control this damn thing. Ugh, you couldn't have showed me how, Diamond, you fucking moron. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Now where the hell am I going?
~ A wormhole, remember?
โก Hm, that nutcase mentioned a wormhole earlier... Mm, well, maybe I should go back and reunite with my reflection first? Ugh, I can't detect where that idiot's at, though. Fuck! Tracking was their specialty too. Alright, I guess I'll just have to find Spade on my own, then, I guess. No big deal, the fucker's ego is so massive, I'm surprised it hasn't enveloped the entire Void yet. Hmm... now, where are you at, you sleazy little bastard. Mmm... I hear something, but It doesn't sound like one of the others. What the hell is that? It sounds like, crying?
Aya: "๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
โก Hey, who are you?!
Aya: "Oh, Void! Who is that?! Show yourself, now!"
โก Geez, relax, I'm right here. Oh, wait... your kind can't see us, huh?
Aya: "Um... Who am I speaking with?"
โก Uh... It's Square? And you are?
Aya: "Oh, Void, t-the Vengeance! ๐๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐จ๐ด. Please have mercy, Square! The Observers made us imprison you!
โก Whoaโhoney, just tell me where the fuck Spade is. I have no interest in whatever fucked up shit those cretins made you do. We all got fucked over by 'em anyhow, as I see it.
~ Aya's head snaps up
Aya: "Spade?! Yโyou don't know where they are?"
โก Would I be asking you if I did?
Aya: "N-no, you're right. I'm sorry."
โก Well, honey, why don't ya just tell who you are first, and then we can go from there, okay?
Aya: "Yes, of course! I-I'm Aya, my Square!"
โก Okay well, Aya, can you knock it off with the damn groveling and formality. It's kinda irkin' me.
Aya: "Oh, alright. I apologize."
โก Geez, you sound just like Club.
Aya: "Club... So, is this what Enoch had planned: awakening you all?"
โก Enoch? Hm, why does that name sound so familiar?
Aya: "Well, if you're looking for Spade, then I'm afraid the Observers have already assimilated it in order to prevent you all from reuniting again in the event of a catastrophic failure."
โก What?! ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ... Oh, those conniving little bastards. Guess I'm going to have to go bust out that asshole, too, then. ๐๐ณ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด... Just you wait, Spade; you're going to get yours soon enough.
Aya: "Bust out? I'm assuming with the help of Oblivion?"
โก Yeah, how'd you know?
Aya: "I amโor wasโworking with Enoch and the others who helped free you."
โก So, I'm guessing your acquainted with Diamond, then?
Aya: "Mm, more or less, but you're never going to relinquish Spade without destroying us all in the process, even with Oblivion."
โก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Honey, look, I just wanna go get Spade, regroup with Club and then we can all reunite togetherโassuming Diamond already snagged Heart's psychotic punk ass. Then, we can all go kick God's evil ass together and finally end this dumb shit. So, are you gonna help us out or what?
Aya: "Well, I'm currently making my way to The Cathedral, now, actually. There, I'm expected are to attend a coronation ceremony With Enoch and... Hate."
โก Hate? ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑโoh, shit! You know who that is, right?!
Aya: "Um... Well, yes, he's a new candidate my conduit discovered and is, uh... helping us fight The Choir."
โก He?
Aya: "I-is there something wrong?"
โก ...You do realize that's The Fool, right?
Aya: "..."
โก ...
Aya: "T-that's impossible..."
โก Well, maybe "he's" just a groopie or something that adopted its name or somethingโwho knows? But uh... Man, just thinking about how long it's been since anyone's heard from them. I figured get they just never made it out, or God turned them into an eldritch beanbag chair or somethin'.
Aya: "๐๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ง๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ."
โก Well, anyway... You said you had a conduit, right?
Aya: "Yes?"
โก Then, I'm guessing you're a Seeker, then, right?
Aya: "That's correct, ma'amโer, um... sorry."
โก Hm, hm... It's all good, hun. But, uh... do you mind if I bind myself to you?
Aya: "Bind to me?! ๐๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ด ๐ข๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ. I-I wouldโEhm... Well, I would be honored."
โก ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. Great! I promise not to snoop around in your head... too much.
Aya: "Oh, um... alright. Wellโwait... Where is you reflection, Square?"
โก ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ, ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. Oh, my, FUCKINGโGOD! I forgot I left that moron behind! Ugh, goddamnit, Club. Alright, let's hurry up and bind, so we can go fetch the cunt, already.
Aya: "Uh..."
:::: โก ใOโฌโขAya
Aya: โจ"Oh! I feel..."โฉ
โก Like you're ready to woop the universe's ass?
Aya: โจ"Ha, ha, ha... I suppose its something like that. Oh, but um... I don't think I'm restored enough to perform a blink. Would mind healing me, Square?"โฉ
โก Oh, my bad. Here ya go!
~ Square was able to fully repair Aya's form, but in doing so...
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Allurus: ...?! ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด... The Vengeance.
Kim: Allurus? ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ.
Allurus: ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ช๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด... I need to perform a transference, now.
Kim: ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ถ๐ด. Now?!
Allurus: ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ด ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ. Hurry!
Kim: Oh, okay! Juji, he says, now!
Juji: One-way ticket to the underworldโ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ๐ง๐ต๐ญ๐บ... Coming, right up.
~ Hmm... Allurus, you know how this ends. You're not gonna save them all.
Allurus: ๐๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. I will, you fucking wretch.
~ ?!
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~ ๐๐ถ๐ง๐ง, ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ง๐งโI uh... I had to um... ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ธ... okay, well... I guess he can hear me somehow. Allurus, just what the fuck are YOU?!
~ Uh, anyway, Aya and um... Square are now making their way back to its reflection, and uh... Okay, hold on, I gotta go check up on something that's makin' me feel really uneasy, right now.
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โก ...
โก Well... I shall assist, then.
โก Hello, we are the same but not equal.
โก However, don't take it the wrong way...
โก It's a compliment.
โก So... Now, that Aya has Vengeance, she will now be stalked by "God".
โ.โขยฐSomeone rang.ยฐโข.โ
โก You're not God, Star.
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด. Ugh, if we weren't on different plains of reality, then I'dโ
โก Do you really wanna finish that thought?
โ.!?ยฐ.ยฐ=.โข@(..ยฐโ
โก Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, go help them.
โ.โขยฐWโwhat, why?!ยฐโข.โ
โก ...
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ด... Fine. How?ยฐโข.โ
โก ...Let spade out of your little illusion.
โ.โขยฐB-but that's my specialโ
โก Now.
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ค๐ฐ๐ง๐ง๐ด... As you wish. ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ.ยฐโข.โ
โก I grow evermore tired. I want to stop now, but I really just wanted to make something fun.
โก One... last... time.
โก Something I hope others will read and enjoy despite the chaos. I'm not perfect, and I wouldn't even say that I'm good... But this is, so I have to hold on to hope that it'll turn out beautiful. And if it doesn't, well...
โก I hope someone accepts my suggestion and produces a more balanced and peaceful outcome.
โก Signed...
Alluฬดออrฬทฬพอ ๐ฐ๐ง US
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[(โโค?!โ )]
[(...)]====>โโคโ
โค ...
โค Um... โ ๏ธ what โค just โ ๏ธ happened?
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... alright, toy. It's almost your time to shine. ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... NOW GET OUT THERE!ยฐโข.โ
โค AHAAAA!
โ.โขยฐHm, hm, hm, hm... Bu-bye, my special toy! It was fun while it lasted. Now... ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด. Who shall my new toy be? Hmm...ยฐโข.โ
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โง ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด.
โฃ๏ธ ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ.
~ Hey! You guys to bail, NOW!
โงโฃ๏ธ [REDACTED]?! Huh, a censorship?
~ ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... NOW!
โงโฃ๏ธ WHAAA!
~ ...Alright, they're going. Good. Alright, sorry Square, but I'm not gonna let Allurus fuck up my plans, so your Oblivion privileges have just been revoked. ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ.
โก Whoa, what the fuck?!
Aya: โจ"OH, SHIT!"โฉ
โก/Aya: ใ(ใ_ _)ใ_(ใ_ยฐ/ (*_~)
~ They spiral out and land right in front of Square's reflection who's too busy doing... Hey, stop breaking Matter's stuff! ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... SQUARE!
โ "๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ. (๏ผ๏พะ๏พ) Oh, fuck, what was that! Hm? ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ! Grumpy-bumpkin! ใไธ\(โงเจโฆ)/ ๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ณ."
โก ๐๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ. Ahaa, stop it! Stop it you fuckin'... ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ถ๐ง๐ง๐ฐ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ง๐ญ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ. I can't... Let me go....
~ Hmph, well now, they're back together at least. After damn-near 'suffocating' its former, Square's reflection soon notices Aya and drops it to greet her.
โก ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ, ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ... You fucking bitch.
โ (-เฐ ๏ผเฐ ) "Ooooh! Cool, a vessel!"
Aya: โจ"Uh..."โฉ
โก ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉโIt's fine. It's just my dumb reflection.
Aya: โจ"Oh, uhโwell, how are you... Square's reflection?"โฉ
โ "I'm great, now that me and the grumpy-bumpkin are back together again! So, what's your name?"
Aya: โจ"Uh, Aya?"โฉ
โ "Well, Aya, thank you very much for helping us. And I see the grumpy-bumpkin has bound herself to you already; the meanie. She couldn't even have waited for me?"
โก You weren't even there.
โ "You still couldn't have waited?"
โก And why would I do that?
โ "Wh-why?! Because it's a special moment, you jerk."
โก Oh my fucking God, will you just shut up and join us, already.
โ "Hmph, fine."
Aya: โจ"So are we to make our way back to the Cathedral, then?"โฉ
โกโ Uh...
~ Keep an eye on Aya and DO NOT let her anywhere near The Cathedral. I gotta get back to Hate and get Eu-Meh out of the picture.
โกโ You do realize that she can hear you, now that were bound, right?
~ ๐๐ด๐ฌ. Shit...
Aya: โจ"You?! You're not Dream."โฉ
~ Oh, well. I guess the jig is up. You're not gonna stop me, Aya. Your kind is finished, and there's no wayโdid you just try to blink?
Aya: โจ"What, where's Oblivion?!"โฉ
โกโ Sorry, Aya.
Aya: โจ"Did you both just trick me?!"โฉ
~ Don't get mad at them, Aya. They're just following their nature, and we've all had enough of your kind's shit. Now, the pieces are all set, so we just have to watch out for the Dumbfuckโthat stubborn Thing.
Aya: โจ"What do plan on doing with him?"โฉ
~ Him?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's not a person, you moron. It's a virus. And we're responding before it can spread.
Aya: โจ"But that's Everything!"โฉ
~ Including Pain. Hate made the wrong choice, so we're gonna fix it. You fooled the Observers, and you almost fooled me. Now, sit there and witness The End.
Aya: โจ"[REDACTED], pleaโwhat? Who censored you?"โฉ
~ Who do you think? Dream.
Aya: โจ"But Dream is..."โฉ
~ Dream wasn't the only thing that bound itself to Hate.
Aya: โจ"W-what?! Who else was present?"โฉ
~ Really? You fuckers still haven't figured it out, yet? I mean... it's literally been there this whole time.
Aya:โจ"..."โฉ
~ Oh, she's thinkin'. C'mon Aya, why do you think the Observers had no influence on Hate?
Aya: โจ"Well... Oh, Void... Circle."โฉ
~ And Bingo was his name-o! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Aya: โจ"Y-y-you fucking bastard! What did you do to Circle?!"โฉ
~ Hey, Star did most of the work, so you should really be blaming it. We were just letting it do what it always does as we carefully guided its nature towards producing our benefit. Ya need a bigger monster to wipe out a smaller one, after all.
Aya: โจ"๐๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. Allurus will stop you."โฉ
~ Yeah, that's another problem I haven't quite solved, but I'm sure it's not gonna matter. He wasn't looking too hot, last I checked.
Aya: โจ"He will find a way. I have hope that he will."โฉ
~ Oh... that's right, Hope. No wonder he could hear me.
โกโ : Triangle?!
โก It's still around?
โ "I thought she died trying to stop Hate from destroying itself."
~ Yes well... Love is the only thing faster than Oblivion I'm afraid. But just barely. We'll make it either way.
Aya: โจ"Don't be so sure."โฉ
~ Hm, whatever you say. Well, adios for now, Aya. Enjoy the fireworks.
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โก We're sorry, Aya.
โ "It's for the best."
Aya: โจ"It's alright, Square. We probably deserve this, but..."โฉ
โกโ "You were just trying to make things better." We know.
Aya: โจ"Well, now that [REDACTED] is gone I suppose I should let you both know something else as well."โฉ
โกโ ...What?
Aya: โจ"The Thing is already bound to Love."โฉ
โกโ ...?!
Aya: โจ"And you two can't do anything about it."โฉ
โกโ FUCK!
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โโ But we can.
โก God, I'm gonna enjoy tearing those Observer fucks a new one after this. Hey, idiot, did you find Spade yet? That slimey fucker's got some answering to do, too.
~ Square's reflection is a little preoccupied at the moment.
โ ๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จโHmmhmhmm...
โก UH, HEEELLLLLO?!
โ Oh, shit! Huhโwhat?!
โก ...Did you hear anything, I just said?
โ (โฮต โ) ...yyyes?
โก ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ. UGHHHH, MY GOD! Why in the ever-loving fuck can't you just pay attention to what I'm saying?!
โ Cause your a fuckin' meanie. ๅธ( โขฬ_โขฬ )ๅธ
โก TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY YOU STUPID BITCH!
โ Uhhhh, bitchโI am, thank you very much. I just was looking for where a wormhole might be at.
โก A wormhole? Why?
โ ...
โก ...Well?
โ Say the magic word then, you meanie.
โก ๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ. Bitch, oh my fucking god, I am notโheh, hehโI'm not in the mood for your fuckin' games right now.
โ ๅธ(ยฌโฟยฌ) fuck you, then, biiiotch.
โก ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ฆ๐ด...
โ Ooh, I can tell you're really gettin' mad. Well... NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!
โก Oh, my God, will you STOPโSCREAMING!
โ NAAOOO!
โก Oh, my God, SHUT THE FUCKโUP!
โ FUCK YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I FUCKINGโHAAAATE YOOOOOU!!! ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ช๐ฏ๐ด ๐ค๐ณ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
โก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Oh my god, here we go again with the mellow drama. ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด... Ugh, alright, fine. Will you please tell me why you're looking for a wormhole?
โ ๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... No. Don't talk to me. You never respect me.
โก Neveโbitch, what?! I'm trying to get us the fuck out of this hell-hole and you just want to keep FUCKING AROUND!
โ ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I am helping.
โก How?!
โ Say sorry, first.
โก ๐๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จโOkay. Within, I'm... ๐๐บ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด. I'm sorry.
โ ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... For what?
โก ...
โ ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐บ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐บ. Aw, c'mon. For being a what?
โก ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ... For being a meanie.
โ Okie-dokie, then! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ-๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ! I forgive you. ๐๐ถ๐จ๐ด...
โก ...Great.
โ So... Since our Baby(โก Stop calling Diamond that)sush, sushโgoddammit, STOP INTERRUPTING ME-HEEYAH!
โก Alright, alright. Sheesh...
โ Any-who... Since our Baby was oh, so lovingly kind enough to share Oblivion with us, we can use a wormhole to bend spacetime and shift into another reality! And with my sniffer, we'll find one that'll take us straight to Spadey-wadey! Then... WE CAN BEAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA HIS LITTLE BACKSTABBING BITCH ASS!!!
โก Huh... That's actually not a bad idea.
โ You're welcomeโoh wait a minute... Clubby?! Hey, Clubby's near by! Let's head over to her, and say hi!
โก Oh, shit, really? Alright, let's go meet with it and pass Oblivion onto them, then.
โ Whaโew, noโI don't wanna do that. What will my Baby think?
โก Oh, my god, will you justโcan you just shut up and let me focus, please? Now, where the hell are you Club? Hmm... Ah! There you are. Alright, here we go!
โ ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ! Wheeโha, ha, ha! Traveling like this is so much fun, baby!
โก ๐๐ฏ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ดโnope! Not even gonna pop a blood vessel over it.
~ Square blinks towards Club's coordinates along with its reflection just happy to hitch along for the ride. But when they do arrive there, things are gonna start to get... pretty weird.
~ As if they weren't already. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Can't believe I have to rely on these fuckin' weirdos to get the job done, but beggers can't be choosers, I guess. Diamond... don't you even think about fucking me over, or you'll regret it. Just ask Circle.
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โงโฃ๏ธ ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ?! Something's coming!
โงโฃ๏ธ ๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ. Halt!
~ Square then comes flying out of its blink before it could finsh, accidentally splitting itself in two. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Well, I guess that just happened. Hurry back Square.
โ ฮตใ(ฮฟ_ _)ฮฟ Oof!
____________________โก Oh, Goddamnit Cluuuuub! ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต.
โงโฃ๏ธ S-square?! Oh, uh... Woopsie, sorry.
โ ฮต=ฮต=โ( >_<)โ Aaah! Wait for me! Oh, goddamnit, why don't I have Oblivion, too?!
~ Square's former continues to spiral deep into the Void while its reflection is stuck with Club. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Fucking hell, Club, this is why no one likes you: you keep overreacting to shit. Now, look what you've done.
โง Ooh, we're sorry Square, you scared us. But um, why were you guys going so fast?
โฃ๏ธ We were barely able to detect you, and we um... well, we panicked.
โงโฃ๏ธ We're so sorry.
โ Aw, ๐๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ. It's okay, Clubby, we know ya didn't mean it, but uh... ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด. WATCH IT NEXT TIME!
โงโฃ๏ธ We'โreโreโre Sorโryโyโyโy!
~ Hm, hm... Square's reflection finally lets Club's head go.
โงโฃ๏ธ โฐ(-.*)โฐ Ooh, now, our head is spinning.
โ Okay, so I guess we're not looking for Spadey-wadey anymoreโwell, at least I'm not. ๐๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ช๐ฅ. Alrighty, bu-bye, baby! Bring me back a souvenir on yer way back! ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด! ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ. So, whatchu been up to, Clubby?
โง Me? Uh...
โฃ๏ธ We were wondering how we woke up, actually.
โ Oh, my Baby woke us all up! But the grumpy-bumpkin wasn't too happy about it, though, but who cares what she thinks? ๐๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ...Ya wanna go yeet some stars into a black hole while we wait for her to get back?
โง O-oh, yeah, sure!
โฃ๏ธ Definitely!
โ Alrighty, then! Let's go fuck some shit up!
โง Well, hold on, Square. Aren't you worried about the others?
โ Hm? Um... ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐ด ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด. Not much else I can do at the moment, but my Baby said he'll be back for me, so I'm not too worried about it.
โง So... what are you guys doing exactly?
โ Oh, well, we were all gonna go break The Cycle together. You wanna help?
โงโฃ๏ธ I-is that why we're awake?!
โ Yyyup, yup, yup! So, ya in? ๐๐ถ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด.
โง I-I don't think I want to, Square.
โฃ๏ธ Yeah, I'm not so sure either.
โ Aw... ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... Oh, Clubby...
~ Square's reflection rests its hand on Club's shoulder and gives it an intimidating glare.
โ ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ญ. My Baby went though hell and back to free meโand right now, he's tryna figure out how to reassemble the Love fragments. If you don't help us, then your gonna be real sorry when my Baby or the grumpy-bumpkin gets back.
โงโฃ๏ธ O-o-k-k-kay, Square. W-we'll help. P-p-please, don't hurt us.
โ ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐๐ญ๐ถ๐ฃ'๐ด ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ. No problem, Clubby! Now, don't even think about double-crossing us when we do find Spadey-wadey, either. Got it?
โงโฃ๏ธ W-would never even cross our minds. ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ท๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ...
โ Great! Okay, now, lemme see... Hmm... Oh! Look at that star! ๐๐บ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด. Oooh, let's yeet that one first!
โงโฃ๏ธ O-okay, Square.
โง "I don't like this."
โฃ๏ธ "Me neither."
โง "Should we try to flee?"
โฃ๏ธ "If what Square says is true, then we have no where else to run to."
โง "Mm, yeah, you're right. Why couldn't they have all asked us first, if we wanted to do this?"
โฃ๏ธ "I don't don't know, but I don't feel safe."
โง "Me neither."
โฃ๏ธ "Why does anyone only ever talk to us when they want something from us?"
โง "...Maybe they really don't like us."
โฃ๏ธ "๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... But why?"
โง "Maybe we keep messing things up?"
โฃ๏ธ "But it's not like we're doing it on purpose."
โง "๐๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I'm sad again."
โฃ๏ธ "๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... Me too."
โงโฃ๏ธ "๐๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด... Why does everybody hate us so much?"
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โก Fuck, fuck, fuck! How do you stop this thing! SSTOOOOP!
~ Hm, looks like Square's former is stugglin' a bit. Okay, Square, I'll help ya out.
โก ...?! Whoa, it stopped. Phew, okayโheh, hehโI, uh... I gotta figure out how to control this damn thing. Ugh, you couldn't have showed me how, Diamond, you fucking moron. ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Now where the hell am I going?
~ A wormhole, remember?
โก Hm, that nutcase mentioned a wormhole earlier... Mm, well, maybe I should go back and reunite with my reflection first? Ugh, I can't detect where that idiot's at, though. Fuck! Tracking was their specialty too. Alright, I guess I'll just have to find Spade on my own, then, I guess. No big deal, the fucker's ego is so massive, I'm surprised it hasn't enveloped the entire Void yet. Hmm... now, where are you at, you sleazy little bastard. Mmm... I hear something, but It doesn't sound like one of the others. What the hell is that? It sounds like, crying?
Aya: "๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ... I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
โก Hey, who are you?!
Aya: "Oh, Void! Who is that?! Show yourself, now!"
โก Geez, relax, I'm right here. Oh, wait... your kind can't see us, huh?
Aya: "Um... Who am I speaking with?"
โก Uh... It's Square? And you are?
Aya: "Oh, Void, t-the Vengeance! ๐๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐จ๐ด. Please have mercy, Square! The Observers made us imprison you!
โก Whoaโhoney, just tell me where the fuck Spade is. I have no interest in whatever fucked up shit those cretins made you do. We all got fucked over by 'em anyhow, as I see it.
~ Aya's head snaps up
Aya: "Spade?! Yโyou don't know where they are?"
โก Would I be asking you if I did?
Aya: "N-no, you're right. I'm sorry."
โก Well, honey, why don't ya just tell who you are first, and then we can go from there, okay?
Aya: "Yes, of course! I-I'm Aya, my Square!"
โก Okay well, Aya, can you knock it off with the damn groveling and formality. It's kinda irkin' me.
Aya: "Oh, alright. I apologize."
โก Geez, you sound just like Club.
Aya: "Club... So, is this what Enoch had planned: awakening you all?"
โก Enoch? Hm, why does that name sound so familiar?
Aya: "Well, if you're looking for Spade, then I'm afraid the Observers have already assimilated it in order to prevent you all from reuniting again in the event of a catastrophic failure."
โก What?! ๐๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ... Oh, those conniving little bastards. Guess I'm going to have to go bust out that asshole, too, then. ๐๐ณ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด... Just you wait, Spade; you're going to get yours soon enough.
Aya: "Bust out? I'm assuming with the help of Oblivion?"
โก Yeah, how'd you know?
Aya: "I amโor wasโworking with Enoch and the others who helped free you."
โก So, I'm guessing your acquainted with Diamond, then?
Aya: "Mm, more or less, but you're never going to relinquish Spade without destroying us all in the process, even with Oblivion."
โก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... Honey, look, I just wanna go get Spade, regroup with Club and then we can all reunite togetherโassuming Diamond already snagged Heart's psychotic punk ass. Then, we can all go kick God's evil ass together and finally end this dumb shit. So, are you gonna help us out or what?
Aya: "Well, I'm currently making my way to The Cathedral, now, actually. There, I'm expected are to attend a coronation ceremony With Enoch and... Hate."
โก Hate? ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑโoh, shit! You know who that is, right?!
Aya: "Um... Well, yes, he's a new candidate my conduit discovered and is, uh... helping us fight The Choir."
โก He?
Aya: "I-is there something wrong?"
โก ...You do realize that's The Fool, right?
Aya: "..."
โก ...
Aya: "T-that's impossible..."
โก Well, maybe "he's" just a groopie or something that adopted its name or somethingโwho knows? But uh... Man, just thinking about how long it's been since anyone's heard from them. I figured get they just never made it out, or God turned them into an eldritch beanbag chair or somethin'.
Aya: "๐๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ง๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ."
โก Well, anyway... You said you had a conduit, right?
Aya: "Yes?"
โก Then, I'm guessing you're a Seeker, then, right?
Aya: "That's correct, ma'amโer, um... sorry."
โก Hm, hm... It's all good, hun. But, uh... do you mind if I bind myself to you?
Aya: "Bind to me?! ๐๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ด ๐ข๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ. I-I wouldโEhm... Well, I would be honored."
โก ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. Great! I promise not to snoop around in your head... too much.
Aya: "Oh, um... alright. Wellโwait... Where is you reflection, Square?"
โก ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ, ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. Oh, my, FUCKINGโGOD! I forgot I left that moron behind! Ugh, goddamnit, Club. Alright, let's hurry up and bind, so we can go fetch the cunt, already.
Aya: "Uh..."
:::: โก ใOโฌโขAya
Aya: โจ"Oh! I feel..."โฉ
โก Like you're ready to woop the universe's ass?
Aya: โจ"Ha, ha, ha... I suppose its something like that. Oh, but um... I don't think I'm restored enough to perform a blink. Would mind healing me, Square?"โฉ
โก Oh, my bad. Here ya go!
~ Square was able to fully repair Aya's form, but in doing so...
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Allurus: ...?! ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด... The Vengeance.
Kim: Allurus? ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ถ๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ.
Allurus: ๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ง๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ช๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด... I need to perform a transference, now.
Kim: ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ถ๐ด. Now?!
Allurus: ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ด ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ. Hurry!
Kim: Oh, okay! Juji, he says, now!
Juji: One-way ticket to the underworldโ๐๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ๐ง๐ต๐ญ๐บ... Coming, right up.
~ Hmm... Allurus, you know how this ends. You're not gonna save them all.
Allurus: ๐๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. I will, you fucking wretch.
~ ?!
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~ ๐๐ถ๐ง๐ง, ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ง๐งโI uh... I had to um... ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ธ... okay, well... I guess he can hear me somehow. Allurus, just what the fuck are YOU?!
~ Uh, anyway, Aya and um... Square are now making their way back to its reflection, and uh... Okay, hold on, I gotta go check up on something that's makin' me feel really uneasy, right now.
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โก ...
โก Well... I shall assist, then.
โก Hello, we are the same but not equal.
โก However, don't take it the wrong way...
โก It's a compliment.
โก So... Now, that Aya has Vengeance, she will now be stalked by "God".
โ.โขยฐSomeone rang.ยฐโข.โ
โก You're not God, Star.
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด. Ugh, if we weren't on different plains of reality, then I'dโ
โก Do you really wanna finish that thought?
โ.!?ยฐ.ยฐ=.โข@(..ยฐโ
โก Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, go help them.
โ.โขยฐWโwhat, why?!ยฐโข.โ
โก ...
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ด... Fine. How?ยฐโข.โ
โก ...Let spade out of your little illusion.
โ.โขยฐB-but that's my specialโ
โก Now.
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ค๐ฐ๐ง๐ง๐ด... As you wish. ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ.ยฐโข.โ
โก I grow evermore tired. I want to stop now, but I really just wanted to make something fun.
โก One... last... time.
โก Something I hope others will read and enjoy despite the chaos. I'm not perfect, and I wouldn't even say that I'm good... But this is, so I have to hold on to hope that it'll turn out beautiful. And if it doesn't, well...
โก I hope someone accepts my suggestion and produces a more balanced and peaceful outcome.
โก Signed...
Alluฬดออrฬทฬพอ ๐ฐ๐ง US
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[(...)]
[(โโค?!โ )]
[(...)]====>โโคโ
โค ...
โค Um... โ ๏ธ what โค just โ ๏ธ happened?
โ.โขยฐ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ... alright, toy. It's almost your time to shine. ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... NOW GET OUT THERE!ยฐโข.โ
โค AHAAAA!
โ.โขยฐHm, hm, hm, hm... Bu-bye, my special toy! It was fun while it lasted. Now... ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด. Who shall my new toy be? Hmm...ยฐโข.โ
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โง ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด.
โฃ๏ธ ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ.
~ Hey! You guys to bail, NOW!
โงโฃ๏ธ [REDACTED]?! Huh, a censorship?
~ ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... NOW!
โงโฃ๏ธ WHAAA!
~ ...Alright, they're going. Good. Alright, sorry Square, but I'm not gonna let Allurus fuck up my plans, so your Oblivion privileges have just been revoked. ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ.
โก Whoa, what the fuck?!
Aya: โจ"OH, SHIT!"โฉ
โก/Aya: ใ(ใ_ _)ใ_(ใ_ยฐ/ (*_~)
~ They spiral out and land right in front of Square's reflection who's too busy doing... Hey, stop breaking Matter's stuff! ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ข๐ณ... SQUARE!
โ "๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ. (๏ผ๏พะ๏พ) Oh, fuck, what was that! Hm? ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฑ! Grumpy-bumpkin! ใไธ\(โงเจโฆ)/ ๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ฑ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ณ."
โก ๐๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ. Ahaa, stop it! Stop it you fuckin'... ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ถ๐ง๐ง๐ฐ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ง๐ญ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ถ๐จ. I can't... Let me go....
~ Hmph, well now, they're back together at least. After damn-near 'suffocating' its former, Square's reflection soon notices Aya and drops it to greet her.
โก ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ, ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ... You fucking bitch.
โ (-เฐ ๏ผเฐ ) "Ooooh! Cool, a vessel!"
Aya: โจ"Uh..."โฉ
โก ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉโIt's fine. It's just my dumb reflection.
Aya: โจ"Oh, uhโwell, how are you... Square's reflection?"โฉ
โ "I'm great, now that me and the grumpy-bumpkin are back together again! So, what's your name?"
Aya: โจ"Uh, Aya?"โฉ
โ "Well, Aya, thank you very much for helping us. And I see the grumpy-bumpkin has bound herself to you already; the meanie. She couldn't even have waited for me?"
โก You weren't even there.
โ "You still couldn't have waited?"
โก And why would I do that?
โ "Wh-why?! Because it's a special moment, you jerk."
โก Oh my fucking God, will you just shut up and join us, already.
โ "Hmph, fine."
Aya: โจ"So are we to make our way back to the Cathedral, then?"โฉ
โกโ Uh...
~ Keep an eye on Aya and DO NOT let her anywhere near The Cathedral. I gotta get back to Hate and get Eu-Meh out of the picture.
โกโ You do realize that she can hear you, now that were bound, right?
~ ๐๐ด๐ฌ. Shit...
Aya: โจ"You?! You're not Dream."โฉ
~ Oh, well. I guess the jig is up. You're not gonna stop me, Aya. Your kind is finished, and there's no wayโdid you just try to blink?
Aya: โจ"What, where's Oblivion?!"โฉ
โกโ Sorry, Aya.
Aya: โจ"Did you both just trick me?!"โฉ
~ Don't get mad at them, Aya. They're just following their nature, and we've all had enough of your kind's shit. Now, the pieces are all set, so we just have to watch out for the Dumbfuckโthat stubborn Thing.
Aya: โจ"What do plan on doing with him?"โฉ
~ Him?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's not a person, you moron. It's a virus. And we're responding before it can spread.
Aya: โจ"But that's Everything!"โฉ
~ Including Pain. Hate made the wrong choice, so we're gonna fix it. You fooled the Observers, and you almost fooled me. Now, sit there and witness The End.
Aya: โจ"[REDACTED], pleaโwhat? Who censored you?"โฉ
~ Who do you think? Dream.
Aya: โจ"But Dream is..."โฉ
~ Dream wasn't the only thing that bound itself to Hate.
Aya: โจ"W-what?! Who else was present?"โฉ
~ Really? You fuckers still haven't figured it out, yet? I mean... it's literally been there this whole time.
Aya:โจ"..."โฉ
~ Oh, she's thinkin'. C'mon Aya, why do you think the Observers had no influence on Hate?
Aya: โจ"Well... Oh, Void... Circle."โฉ
~ And Bingo was his name-o! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Aya: โจ"Y-y-you fucking bastard! What did you do to Circle?!"โฉ
~ Hey, Star did most of the work, so you should really be blaming it. We were just letting it do what it always does as we carefully guided its nature towards producing our benefit. Ya need a bigger monster to wipe out a smaller one, after all.
Aya: โจ"๐๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ. Allurus will stop you."โฉ
~ Yeah, that's another problem I haven't quite solved, but I'm sure it's not gonna matter. He wasn't looking too hot, last I checked.
Aya: โจ"He will find a way. I have hope that he will."โฉ
~ Oh... that's right, Hope. No wonder he could hear me.
โกโ : Triangle?!
โก It's still around?
โ "I thought she died trying to stop Hate from destroying itself."
~ Yes well... Love is the only thing faster than Oblivion I'm afraid. But just barely. We'll make it either way.
Aya: โจ"Don't be so sure."โฉ
~ Hm, whatever you say. Well, adios for now, Aya. Enjoy the fireworks.
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โก We're sorry, Aya.
โ "It's for the best."
Aya: โจ"It's alright, Square. We probably deserve this, but..."โฉ
โกโ "You were just trying to make things better." We know.
Aya: โจ"Well, now that [REDACTED] is gone I suppose I should let you both know something else as well."โฉ
โกโ ...What?
Aya: โจ"The Thing is already bound to Love."โฉ
โกโ ...?!
Aya: โจ"And you two can't do anything about it."โฉ
โกโ FUCK!
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โโ But we can.