Are pedos superior to humans?
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2025 7:52 pm
According to antis, we
1.Run all the governments
2.Run all the churches
3.Are all super rich and famous and well liked by all
4.Super charming and charasmatic
5.Have magical grooming mind control powers that can brainwash children and even adults into literally anything and everything ever, akin to kaa from the jungle book
6.Can telepathically abuse and traumatize people with just our thoughts alone and “ruin them for life” by even just looking at them.
7.Can never go to prison or be victims of violent mobs or vigallentes ever because we can weaponize our magical grooming brainwashing powers into grooming everyone into loving and worshipping us.
8.Can contagiously spread our pedophillia like vampires through having sex with children. The only way to keep us from grooming or fucking your kids is to make them wear garlic cloves in their underwear
9.produce all the art/music/movies which we use to subconciously spread grooming to the massess (fun fact, if you play the movie “cuties” in reverse, the audio actually says “fuck children fuck children)
And here I was, thinking I was some broke college student living paycheck to paycheck with barely any friends and social anxiety, I am apperantly actually a super rich and wealthy famous charasmatic leader who not only runs the goverment and church but has groomed millions into my bidding with my mere presence with a cult following of worshippers that works alongside with the lizard people on our flat earth. I must have accidently groomed myself onto thinking I was a broke bum with anxiety when I looked into the mirror this morning. Tomorrow me and my lizard people alien friends will march down to the white house and groom all the pedo politicians(which is all of them, inlcuding kamala harris) into lowering the age of consent to 3 weeks gestation. Also, the earth is flat, it used to be round but all us pedos groomed the earth into being flat, with help from our lizard people friends. And aliens are real, I just groomed extraterstrial alien minors into sweeping my apartment and fixing my tv two days ago. Now you antis may be asking, if pedos arent human beings and are actually monsters, where did they come from? From outer space of course! We are ancient decendants of the lizard people who also run the goverment alongside pedos and jews. Covid 19 never actually happened, it was just mass grooming done by pedophiles to distract you from child sex. #the truth is out there
1.Run all the governments
2.Run all the churches
3.Are all super rich and famous and well liked by all
4.Super charming and charasmatic
5.Have magical grooming mind control powers that can brainwash children and even adults into literally anything and everything ever, akin to kaa from the jungle book
6.Can telepathically abuse and traumatize people with just our thoughts alone and “ruin them for life” by even just looking at them.
7.Can never go to prison or be victims of violent mobs or vigallentes ever because we can weaponize our magical grooming brainwashing powers into grooming everyone into loving and worshipping us.
8.Can contagiously spread our pedophillia like vampires through having sex with children. The only way to keep us from grooming or fucking your kids is to make them wear garlic cloves in their underwear
9.produce all the art/music/movies which we use to subconciously spread grooming to the massess (fun fact, if you play the movie “cuties” in reverse, the audio actually says “fuck children fuck children)
And here I was, thinking I was some broke college student living paycheck to paycheck with barely any friends and social anxiety, I am apperantly actually a super rich and wealthy famous charasmatic leader who not only runs the goverment and church but has groomed millions into my bidding with my mere presence with a cult following of worshippers that works alongside with the lizard people on our flat earth. I must have accidently groomed myself onto thinking I was a broke bum with anxiety when I looked into the mirror this morning. Tomorrow me and my lizard people alien friends will march down to the white house and groom all the pedo politicians(which is all of them, inlcuding kamala harris) into lowering the age of consent to 3 weeks gestation. Also, the earth is flat, it used to be round but all us pedos groomed the earth into being flat, with help from our lizard people friends. And aliens are real, I just groomed extraterstrial alien minors into sweeping my apartment and fixing my tv two days ago. Now you antis may be asking, if pedos arent human beings and are actually monsters, where did they come from? From outer space of course! We are ancient decendants of the lizard people who also run the goverment alongside pedos and jews. Covid 19 never actually happened, it was just mass grooming done by pedophiles to distract you from child sex. #the truth is out there