How would the Codename: Kids next door feel about pedophiles?
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2025 11:03 pm
The KND is a tv show about a team of super children fighting against adults who really, REALLY hate children. But how would the KND feel about adults who really, REALLY love children??
I would fund it funny if there was an episode in the KND about a pedophile purposefully causing problems to get the KND involved. And the KND show up they are like “oh great, another tyranical adult who hates children and thinks we are a nusicance that shouldnt exist.” And the pedophile is like “HATE CHILDREN?!?! I fucking LOVE children! I love children so FUCKING much! If anything I hate adults, I would do anything for children. I was only goofing around so that I could get your attention because I have a fat crush on Numbah 3 and want to take her on a date!” Lmao.
I would think the KND would still be suspicious because they are suspicous of all adults, but weaponize his crush to their advantage so that he can be a secret spy/double agent to get info on the adults and backstab the adults for the childrens approval and affection. They wouldnt fully trust pedos because they are still grown ups, but pedos would be more trustworthy than the average child hating adult who tries to torture or murder children on a daily basis, if all the adults in your universe are constantly trying to torture or murder you for being a kid and hate your very existance, an adult who wants to kiss you and hug you and love on you must be a welcome breath of fresh air. So pedos would be slightly positive slightly neutural adults. Dating pedos as a kid would still be frowned upon, not because of “gRoOmInG”, but because you would be an age traitor going after adults instead of your fellow children. But they probably wouldnt hate pedos and see pedos as very useful. So the relationship would most likely be an open secret, dont ask dont tell
I would fund it funny if there was an episode in the KND about a pedophile purposefully causing problems to get the KND involved. And the KND show up they are like “oh great, another tyranical adult who hates children and thinks we are a nusicance that shouldnt exist.” And the pedophile is like “HATE CHILDREN?!?! I fucking LOVE children! I love children so FUCKING much! If anything I hate adults, I would do anything for children. I was only goofing around so that I could get your attention because I have a fat crush on Numbah 3 and want to take her on a date!” Lmao.
I would think the KND would still be suspicious because they are suspicous of all adults, but weaponize his crush to their advantage so that he can be a secret spy/double agent to get info on the adults and backstab the adults for the childrens approval and affection. They wouldnt fully trust pedos because they are still grown ups, but pedos would be more trustworthy than the average child hating adult who tries to torture or murder children on a daily basis, if all the adults in your universe are constantly trying to torture or murder you for being a kid and hate your very existance, an adult who wants to kiss you and hug you and love on you must be a welcome breath of fresh air. So pedos would be slightly positive slightly neutural adults. Dating pedos as a kid would still be frowned upon, not because of “gRoOmInG”, but because you would be an age traitor going after adults instead of your fellow children. But they probably wouldnt hate pedos and see pedos as very useful. So the relationship would most likely be an open secret, dont ask dont tell
