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Shitpost:Why pedos should work in the cyber sex crimes and CSA division
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 8:00 am
by G@yWad69
1.Pedophiles should be exclusively hired to work in the cyber sex crimes division processing csam. Teliophiles get burnt out by the disturbing and horrffic acts of child abuse displayed in csam and have to be constantly replaced due to their secondhand trauma, yet pedos are SO passionate about child sex abuse and child sex abuse material that they are even willing to do the job for free. Pedos are also extremely good at sniffing out minors and can be used as tracking dogs to find the victims portrayed in horiffic acts of nude sexting selfies. Did you know? A pedos sense of smell is 10x stronger than the average human when it comes to underaged girls #the more you know
2.Us pedo haters hate child molestation and csam because we love children, but who loves children even more than us? Who loves children the most?? Pedophiles. Which is why it is only common sense to use them to process csam, hunt down chomos, and handle court procedings for child molestation, grooming, and csam.



Shitpost dont take this seriously
Re: Shitpost:Why pedos should work in the cyber sex crimes and CSA division
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 8:22 am
by Not Forever
Honestly, I’d like to take this comment seriously, because it touches on an issue I’ve thought a lot about.
I follow a YouTuber who works in cybersecurity, and he always talks about how horrible some jobs are — because checking whether images and videos contain disturbing stuff can lead to paranoia, depression, and all sorts of psychological problems.
But at this point, I wonder: since we’re surrounded by people with the most bizarre paraphilias, why not hire someone who actually has a sexual interest in the reported video? Is it a report about an amputation? Perfect — send in someone who gets aroused by seeing amputations. They’d be a low-cost worker, or might even be willing to pay to be hired; they wouldn’t need psychological support because… well, they enjoy it, and that’s it. Seems like a win-win situation to me.
They could even be considered heroes, because they’re protecting the mental health of ordinary people — practically a gift from God. People sent from heaven to watch the videos that everyone else doesn’t want to see. And other bullshit.
Why not do it?
Seriously, it seems like a missed opportunity to me — and I think it’s kind of missed because of the general sexophobia toward anything unconventional.
Re: Shitpost:Why pedos should work in the cyber sex crimes and CSA division
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 2:58 pm
by Cunny Defender
You can bet i ain't taking this seriously, especially using the embarrassing term "CSAM." It's called CP; youth sexuality is so offensive to them it's hilarious that now using the term CP would get them boiling
Re: Shitpost:Why pedos should work in the cyber sex crimes and CSA division
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2025 5:11 am
by blueturtle_07
sounds like a job i'd take TBH, but in reality, i'd be scared to see videos of ACTUAL child rape, not just the "hE cOuLnD't HaVe SaId YeS bEcAuSe He'S a ChIlD" sort of stuff. I believe in consent, just not the age of consent

Re: Shitpost:Why pedos should work in the cyber sex crimes and CSA division
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2025 6:29 pm
by G@yWad69
blueturtle_07 wrote: Fri Nov 07, 2025 5:11 am
sounds like a job i'd take TBH, but in reality, i'd be scared to see videos of ACTUAL child rape, not just the "hE cOuLnD't HaVe SaId YeS bEcAuSe He'S a ChIlD" sort of stuff. I believe in consent, just not the age of consent
Yes I agree, I would just like to see cute kids fooling around if it was legal, not brutal gang rape that ends in murder. I wish the former was legal :/