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Crazy plot to set up "pedophile island" fails, conspirators thrown in jail

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 7:21 pm
by Jim Burton
I remember in the bad old days, some cognitively distorted pedophile suggesting fellow pedophiles take over an island. Probably on here, or something!

https://www.aol.com/news/texas-creeps-i ... 40835.html
Two twisted Texans allegedly planned to invade a small Haitian island with an army of homeless people — to kill all the men so they could enslave the women and kids as “their sex slaves,” according to federal prosecutors.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, were indicted for conspiracy to murder, maim or kidnap in a foreign country for the bonkers plot “for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies,” federal prosecutors announced Thursday.

The accused pedophiles “planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the [Washington, DC] homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d’etat,” the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Texas said of the island of about 100,000 people.
At least it worked for Epstein!

Re: Crazy plot to set up "pedophile island" fails, conspirators thrown in jail

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 11:32 pm
by OnionPetal
Gotta love the sensationalist New York Post, appending pics of the accused over a huge photo of a sailboat filled with 'homeless people,' just to illustrate what their 'plan' would look like if they ever actually carried it out :o :lol:
The accused pedophiles “planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the [Washington, DC] homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d’etat,”
Man, they didn't even buy the boat yet?? How are you gonna arrest someone for plans to invade another country with an army to kill or enslave the natives, when they don't even have a boat?? Pretty sure these dudes just got arrested for fantasy LARPing.