Roy Fella, of Sunderland, carried out a "dirty deed" in clear view of anyone who happened to be looking towards his home

[Jim Burton]

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... y-33212042

During the previous hearing, Matthew Hopkins, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant would stand at his sitting room window with the blinds open and would masturbate while naked, sometimes in the morning around 7.30 and sometimes later in the evening, about 5 or 6pm, tea-time."

One witness said in a victim impact statement: "I was totally shocked by what I was seeing. It took a few times before I contacted the police. It's a busy street with lots of kids passing.

"I'm shocked by the whole experience and would not want anyone to witness what I did. I believe this man to be disgusting and it's quite worrying what he will do next."

[BLueRibbon]

It would have been hilarious if he'd rubbed one out in the courtroom, all while pleading not guilty.

That's about the level of respect the UK deserves anyway.

[Jim Burton]

"But, your honor, I was having deep reflections, that day. With the world as it is today, what is the meaning of anything? What is the purpose of decency? What is a "child"? Does any of this even matter in the grand scheme of things, in the vastness of our universe?

It was at this point, I decided to stand at my front window, drop my pants and masturbate in front of those children, your honor".