UK Labour Government quietly rolls out 5 year sentences for cum tributes and simulated incest porn
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2026 1:22 am
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Before the laws come into effect, someone should create a series of cum tributes, for every lawmaker responsible for these absurd laws. And make them meme lore.
Do one for Keir Starmer, but later confess it was your last dregs of sodium alginate - there is no way you could climax in his presence.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-news/u ... 7-20260223
https://www.uniladtech.com/news/tech-ne ... 6-20260225
https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/artic ... s-new-laws
What are they going to do about those really shit yet "award winning" American gay porn sites with about 5 regular models signed up for it - "family dick", "say uncle", "mormon boyz" etc.
This week, the Government is introducing a series of new laws designed to ‘stop cowardly perpetrators from hiding behind a screen and thinking that means they’re able to facilitate abuse with impunity.’
Three new amendments to last year’s Crime and Policing Bill were presented to Parliament yesterday, focusing on what Alex Davies-Jones, Minister for Victims and Violence Against Women and Girls, has called an ‘epidemic’ of ‘horrific behaviour’.
Building on the bill’s legislation around image-based sexual abuse (such as banning strangulation and suffocation pornography) these additions will make it illegal to screenshot intimate videos without consent, and to create or share ‘semen-defaced’ images without consent.
Depictions of incest will also be banned from porn sites, whereas currently only incest itself is a criminal offence.
Once these new rules — which are currently at the report stage in the House of Lords — come into effect, the first two will carry a sentence of up to six months in prison or a fine, while the third comes with a maximum of 2 years’ imprisonment for possession or 5 years for publication.
Before the laws come into effect, someone should create a series of cum tributes, for every lawmaker responsible for these absurd laws. And make them meme lore.
Do one for Keir Starmer, but later confess it was your last dregs of sodium alginate - there is no way you could climax in his presence.