Pedophiles “running the government/church”

[G@yWad69]

One if the most brain dead conspiracy ive seen online is that pedophiles, or should I say “pdfs” run the goverment/church. Which makes absolutely no sense if you have an iq over 50 and are capable of forming thoughts. Someone on tiktok said “pedos could be anyone, your brother or fathers or male teachers, anyone who is close with children” and someone else responed” “WRONG! Pedos are all chrasmatic and work in church, the goverment!” Im here to say both of them are WRONG. I am a trans man, but present as female for safety reasons, so pedos could be anyone, including your brother OR SISTER, your fathers OR MOTHERS, your male teachers OR FEMALE TEACHERS. And I have absolutely no charisma, most people think I am shy and have autism because of my severe and utter like off rizz. I dont even interact with minors, unless its ragebaiting annoying teens online, because children intimidate me with their beauty and hotness and I am worried about making a good impression and get so scared I would rather not interact with them at all, and I dont care about preteens, and teenagers are the bane of my existence and piss me off so I try to avoid having to ibteract with them as much as possible.

Lets think about it logically. If “pdfs” really ran the goverment, then the age of majority WOULD NOT EXIST, let alone an age of consent. Minor prostution and PIM would be fully legal and even encouraged. People wouldnt be spending decades in prison over pixels on a screen. People wouldnt be getting the death sentence over blowjobs. The concept of minor wouldnt even exist

If we ran the church, the church would not be such anti sex prudes, as they would be raised from birth to view sexuality as ok and acceptable. The average christian would be giving their 4 year old sex ed, letting their 8 year olds rawdog each other, and supporting teen pregancy and abortion. They wouldnt be homophobic since they would support male boylovers and boys attracted to adult men. They wouldnt view porn as a sin and would let their children view porn. They would be pro sex pro kink and pro para if the church was “run by pedophiles”, but no, the church is the complete opposite. They preach abstinence to teenagers and no sex till marrige, they want to “kill your local pedophile”. They freak out if their 9 year old even sees a boob on the tv and advocate for mass censorship.

If pedophiles “ran the church/goverment” they are doing a very bad job at being pedophiles since they are actively fighting against anything sex related, even for adults, and are trying to santize the western world of all mentions of sexuality or deviance.

You bet your ass, if I “ran the church/goverment/world” with my pedo brethren, the very FIRST thing we would do is abolish the age of consent, the SECOND thing we would do is abolish the age of majority. The goverment and church are advocating for the death penalty for even 18-20 year olds who have sex with 15-17 year olds and go full karen if their 17 year old even learns about gay people in school. Be so ffr. Not to mention pedos only make up about 1-3% of the population, so us running the goverment and all the churches is stastically impossible. I saw a tiktok audio saying that theres at least 3 pedos in every room. Once again, pedos only make up 1-3% of the population, we are as common as redheads, so unless you are also saying some bullshit like “there are at least three redheads in every room” or “redheads run the goverment and churches” that makes no sense. I dont even support the goverment/church, I think their laws are draconian, overbearing, and we all live in nanny states. Antis think that MAPs are this subrace of alien creatures who have invaded planet earth and have the mind control power to brainwash entire populations and that we are some sort of hivemind who all decided to work in the goverment or church, which is very strange because if you ask anyone online or in the streets if they love and support pedos the very first thing that will come out their mouth is “all pedos must die”. Which very much seems like the current hive mind opinion.

They will say some stupid anti science shit like “all pedos are in the goverment/churches” then get mad that they cant find pedos. Duh?? Why the fuck would we support the very goverment trying to install the death penalty for anyone who even views child porn, let alone actively be a part of it?? Why would we support the very church that refuse to give teens basic sex ed, let alone be active participants.

As a note to any anti reading this, you will NEVER the majority of us, you wont even find half of us. Unlike your weird and insulting sterotypes, the majority of us are not rich middle aged white men who work in the goverment or churches. The majority of us are literally average people. That pro gun 20 year old conservative who makes gay jokes online could be a pedo. That black 13 year old leftist who supports trans rights could be a pedo. That 40 year old librarian who paints in her free time could be a pedo. That homeless latino man with schizophrenia who rants about shadow people could be a pedo. That 25 year old white veterinarian with a deformed pinky with no kids who stays at home during their free time watching anime could be a pedo. That 70 year old asian grandma who knits sweaters for her pugs could be a pedo. We are not members of an alien race who travelled to earth to pillage the world of its children. We are not secret lizard people who control hollywood. We do not run the goverment. We are literally just regular ass people with a socially taboo fetish. Most of us arent even in prison because most of us have never and and will never break the law. So if you are trying to find all pedos by getting all child sex offenders you are finding less than half of us. We blend in as regular members of the human race-because get this-this is ginna sound crazy-hold onto your horses-this will blow your mind-WE ARE REGULAR MEMBERS OF THE HUMAN RACE. We were born from mothers and fathers and raised along you in the exact same society as everyone else. Everyone is so shocked when someone gets arrested for PIM or AMSC. “But he looked so normal, but she acted so regular, but they had a normal uneventful childhood” duhh?? We look and act refugular and normal and had basic ass childhoods and lives because WE ARE normal and regular with basic ass childhoods and lives. We live in the same pedo hating society as you, so we are not going to act excentricc, hang out around children, loudly shout on subways “I LOVE CHILDREN I WANT TO FUCK AND DATE THEM” because we are not slow?? Like its so obvious. Are antis stupid?? Do they enjoy this?? Is this their kink?? Making up stupid non logical conspiracies then getting pissy that theyre imagination doesnt match real life?? As long as the majority of society loudly declares their hatred of minor attraction and “pdfs” at every chance they get then the majority of US will continue to be “pdfs” in secret. Which is literally the easiest thing ever since the majority of us dont even come CLOSE to the “rich middle aged white man who works in positions of power” sterotype. The guy or girls who says they hate children and try to avoid children and virtue signaling about hating pedos is the MOST likely to be a pedo. We fit in because 1.we are regular ass functioning members of society, not eccentricc space aliens, and 2.we have no choice if we want to stay alive, so most of us are virtue signaling about hating pedophiles and avoiding children irl so that we can stay safe

This is such an odd form of dehumanization because it doesnt even help their purpose? They want to find all pedos so that they can round us up and imprison us and kill us but they think that only middle aged rich white men who work in high positions can be pedos. Thats like trying to find all gay people and only going after skinny white twinks with dyed hair who use neopronouns and work at starbucks.

[PorcelainLark]

Whenever this type of conspiracy comes up, I'm always reminded of this Jewish joke:

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"

[RoosterDance]

The pedo accusation in this context is just a way to demonize people they don't like. Or construct some new evil to terrorize the populace. It is then perpetuated by those who don't bother to do any research or even think too hard about it. Same thing happened with homosexuals. Look up the Lavender Scare.

[White sea Snow Elf]

Whenever this type of conspiracy comes up, I'm always reminded of this Jewish joke:

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"

This joke also applies to MAP. If we were as powerful as the conspiracy theorists say, they and antis would have been dead long ago.

[Wonder]

The thing is, there definitely is some documented instances of people in power engaging in pedo stuff. These rich people are indeed complete idiots. They ramp up anti MAP sentiments in public while trying to secretly enjoy it just for themselves, not realizing they are digging their own grave, and pushing all the normal MAPs under the bus at the same time. If they were smart they would use their power to de-escalate the hysteria. It's like those conservative politicians that are openly anti-LGBT but then get found involved in gay orgies.