Can’t leave once 5pm hits

[Hopeless]

It genuinely annoys me that my mom doesn’t let me go out past 5 pm since it’s day light savings and uses the excuse “you might get kidnapped” or she says something along the lines of pedos wanting to kidnap me since its dark out. Which is such bs since ima be 100 percent honest i am 101% kidnap proof even the most depraved desperate degenerate person would never even want to kidnap me since I am disgusting to look at and I have bacne and even if someone kidnaps me for organs they will be highly disappointed since my kidneys are basically geodes from all the mtn dew and cool ranch Doritos I’ve been shoving down my throat. She also says I might be doing drugs which is completely impossible since drugs are expensive and I just assume any illicit substance I see is laced with fent. So in conclusion I’m unkidnapable.

[BLueRibbon]

You sound very self-conscious. Please remember that most teenagers are too worried about their own appearance to think much about yours!

[OnionPetal]

Can’t leave once 5pm hits

Why did I think this was going to be a thread about working on salary, or mandatory overtime?

[...] if someone kidnaps me for organs they will be highly disappointed since my kidneys are basically geodes from all the mtn dew and cool ranch Doritos I’ve been shoving down my throat. [...]

You are probably being silly here, but in any case, I hope you take good care of yourself.