As described in this thread, he never went to jail. Alex Rosen is a drooling Chud who treads on rakes for a living and doesn't understand the law. Hansen was fuming over his ineptitude, because he wanted to see this guy jailed (or at least Hansen wants us to believe this).galileo2333 wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:59 amHe should be released today and what he did should be legalized.Brain O'Conner wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:28 pm Obviously, what he did was not smart at all, but in all honestly, I don't think he is really an evil person, just a little pathetic. When you read those text messages that he sent to the thirteen-year-old girl, he did say that he wouldn't do anything that would make her feel uncomfortable, but then again, what he did was not smart.
What do you guys think of EDP_445?
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Adult-attracted gay man; writer. Attraction to minors is typical variation of human sexuality.
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Re: What do you guys think of EDP_445?
He didn't listen to his gut and got used for clout 
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I do have some sympathy for him. I'm not justifying his actions but it is clear he has a severe porn addiction. When I think of EDP I think about a clip I saw of Jordan peterson. He says that porn addiction is a bottomless hole that will lead to the worst kinds of perversion if not treated. And that's pretty much EDP in a nut shell. His addiction is so bad he say he's even unable to get erect with a woman. I think his addiction has led him chasing the next kink the next taboo that will give him a thrill.
This may sound silly but I'm not even 100% sure he's even an actual pedophile. I'm curious how his behaviour would change if he breaks his addiction.
I hope he's able to break free of his addictions and finds an actual healthy relationship. Though some of his actions are disgusting, he's not done anything unforgivable in my opinion.
This may sound silly but I'm not even 100% sure he's even an actual pedophile. I'm curious how his behaviour would change if he breaks his addiction.
I hope he's able to break free of his addictions and finds an actual healthy relationship. Though some of his actions are disgusting, he's not done anything unforgivable in my opinion.
Re: What do you guys think of EDP_445?
He worked as a security guard, so if he had a girlfriend, he would at least have been good at protecting her in public.
In "YouTubers React To EDP445 D*** Pics", they claim that his penis is small. If this is true, this makes it highly unlikely that he would have injured the vagina of his teenage sexual partner, if he was able to reach it at all. I don't say this to mock him, but it is a physical fact that his stomach would have obstructed him.
An argument cited against adult men sleeping with not fully developed teenage women is that the adult man's larger genitals would injure the not fully developed genitals of the teenage woman, but this seems unlikely given that (1) teenage women are already able to give birth by the time they finish puberty (usually aged 15 to 16 years), and a baby is much wider than even the girthiest penis, and (2) it is no secret that women usually prefer larger penises.
A possible injury EDP could have caused to his sexual partner would have been caused by him being top of her with his weight, which is easily avoided.
In the documentary, he also correctly states that 18 is just an arbitrarily picked number. While he doesn't seem particularly intelligent, this is something he understands that most Americans do not.
What I find disgusting are his feces pictures. He says he weaponizes them against people he dislikes. (source) He also expressed violent fantasies against people he dislikes, which is scary.
In "YouTubers React To EDP445 D*** Pics", they claim that his penis is small. If this is true, this makes it highly unlikely that he would have injured the vagina of his teenage sexual partner, if he was able to reach it at all. I don't say this to mock him, but it is a physical fact that his stomach would have obstructed him.
An argument cited against adult men sleeping with not fully developed teenage women is that the adult man's larger genitals would injure the not fully developed genitals of the teenage woman, but this seems unlikely given that (1) teenage women are already able to give birth by the time they finish puberty (usually aged 15 to 16 years), and a baby is much wider than even the girthiest penis, and (2) it is no secret that women usually prefer larger penises.
A possible injury EDP could have caused to his sexual partner would have been caused by him being top of her with his weight, which is easily avoided.
In the documentary, he also correctly states that 18 is just an arbitrarily picked number. While he doesn't seem particularly intelligent, this is something he understands that most Americans do not.
What I find disgusting are his feces pictures. He says he weaponizes them against people he dislikes. (source) He also expressed violent fantasies against people he dislikes, which is scary.
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Edp445 documentary makes me sick.
People like him are the reason MAPs are so hated. I hate people that just sexualize real minors so they can get off and don't actually care about them, love them or want to love them. Idk. It made me so mad. The way he talks about minors makes me sick. Also love how that documentary is allowed on yt but not anything talking about MAP issues.
I just believe people should be able to love anyone.
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Why attack him instead of the ones that hate us? It feels just like gays who accuse zesty people of being the reason for homophobia. Sexualization is completely normal and there's no reason to moralfag about itSurprisedToBeHere wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 5:12 am People like him are the reason MAPs are so hated. I hate people that just sexualize real minors so they can get off and don't actually care about them, love them or want to love them. Idk. It made me so mad. The way he talks about minors makes me sick. Also love how that documentary is allowed on yt but not anything talking about MAP issues.
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It is not at all the same? Did you watch the documentary? He threatens to kill these girls if they tell. This isn't someone who loves children. This is someone who loves to hurt them and use them and there innocence to there advantage. He openly admits it in the documentary that just came out. Not only that he is very homiphobic and a misogynist.ReArm! wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 10:09 amWhy attack him instead of the ones that hate us? It feels just like gays who accuse zesty people of being the reason for homophobia. Sexualization is completely normal and there's no reason to moralfag about itSurprisedToBeHere wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 5:12 am People like him are the reason MAPs are so hated. I hate people that just sexualize real minors so they can get off and don't actually care about them, love them or want to love them. Idk. It made me so mad. The way he talks about minors makes me sick. Also love how that documentary is allowed on yt but not anything talking about MAP issues.
I just believe people should be able to love anyone.
Re: Edp445 documentary makes me sick.
Not fully, so I'm sorry for talking on something I'm not informed enough. But for what I've seen like, until the minute 30 or such, the hurting and innocence part were kinky stuff only, which does not mean he'll actually go hurting people as I hope most people on this forum can understand. I can't speak for everything because, as I said, I haven't finished it. But the sexual play is completely fine and every minute it passes I sympathise more with him.SurprisedToBeHere wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 6:24 pm It is not at all the same? Did you watch the documentary? He threatens to kill these girls if they tell. This isn't someone who loves children. This is someone who loves to hurt them and use them and there innocence to there advantage. He openly admits it in the documentary that just came out. Not only that he is very homiphobic and a misogynist.
And about the death threats you mention, for what I've looked up they're directed at the girls when they've already tried to expose him and ruin his life. Honestly what do you expect him to be? fucking jesus? It's completely normal to be upset about that, and obviously those death threats posed no real danger.
I'll keep on with the documentary, and I'll correct myself if I need to, but even if what you say is true, it's still not deserving of prison and even less of the treatment he's got of apparently the most evil and disgusting person in history
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No there aren't. The death threats are towards the minors he is still talking and sexting to. You see it in the documentary with the "emo" girl. Also why tf do you sympathize with him? He didn't go to jail both times he has been caught. Also he could have used this documentary to talk about how being in love with a child shouldn't be a crime. Instead he openly states what he is doing is wrong and just says that he was horny. And he says homiphobic slurs every chance he gets. He also is a blatant misogynist and says he likes people like Donald Trump and Andrew Tate because they shit on women.ReArm! wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 11:33 pmNot fully, so I'm sorry for talking on something I'm not informed enough. But for what I've seen like, until the minute 30 or such, the hurting and innocence part were kinky stuff only, which does not mean he'll actually go hurting people as I hope most people on this forum can understand. I can't speak for everything because, as I said, I haven't finished it. But the sexual play is completely fine and every minute it passes I sympathise more with him.SurprisedToBeHere wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2026 6:24 pm It is not at all the same? Did you watch the documentary? He threatens to kill these girls if they tell. This isn't someone who loves children. This is someone who loves to hurt them and use them and there innocence to there advantage. He openly admits it in the documentary that just came out. Not only that he is very homiphobic and a misogynist.
And about the death threats you mention, for what I've looked up they're directed at the girls when they've already tried to expose him and ruin his life. Honestly what do you expect him to be? fucking jesus? It's completely normal to be upset about that, and obviously those death threats posed no real danger.
I'll keep on with the documentary, and I'll correct myself if I need to, but even if what you say is true, it's still not deserving of prison and even less of the treatment he's got of apparently the most evil and disgusting person in history
I just believe people should be able to love anyone.
Re: Edp445 documentary makes me sick.
1. About the death threats: True, I was wrong and it wasn't a good thing to say it ofc. But well, seeing that a situation like that could tuin his life, I've seen death threats for far less. It's just average toxic behaviour but for some reason because he's a map it's already the worst thing in the World.SurprisedToBeHere wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2026 3:08 am No there aren't. The death threats are towards the minors he is still talking and sexting to. You see it in the documentary with the "emo" girl. Also why tf do you sympathize with him? He didn't go to jail both times he has been caught. Also he could have used this documentary to talk about how being in love with a child shouldn't be a crime. Instead he openly states what he is doing is wrong and just says that he was horny. And he says homiphobic slurs every chance he gets. He also is a blatant misogynist and says he likes people like Donald Trump and Andrew Tate because they shit on women.
2. About the emo girl: I'm sorry but I can't sympathise with her. Edp's words are perfect to describe her: a lying bitch. She just uses her "victim" status to gain synpathy from people and has the balls to say she hasn't hurt anyone. Like if ruining someone's life and trying to get him arrested for up to 10 years in prison was nothing.
3. About edp himself: Of course he was horny, but is it a fucking crime? For some reason in this community some of you act like if the only relationship between an adult and a minor could be the romantic, inconditional love kind of relationship. And tbh this stems from the same root of sex negativity that map hate stems from. Sexual attraction and mere sexual relationships are completely fine and shouldn't be shamed. And I'm honestly astounded that I have to point that out in this community.
And yes, I don't agree with him ideologically either. You won't see me defending Trump or Andrew tate or none of those people, but I will nonetheless defend his right to have a free sexual life, which is currently beeing taken away. The only mistake he made was accepting that attraction to minors is wrong, but unfortunately that's something most Maps end up doing when caught.
Just to finish I love when talking about Allen rosen he says something along the lines of: "everyone hates a pedophile, right? So fuck the fack you're ruinning my goddamn life" and then follows with "this World is fucked up, man..." Which tbh are a great summary of the whole documentary lol.
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