Closeted Celebrity Maps

[Batmanthecute]

Have you ever watched a TV show or a movie and thought to yourself, man, that guy has to be a map? I do that all the time. I don't know why, but whenever I watch TV or a movie, I sometimes just overanalyze the person and it's like I feel like I know that they are a map, even though there's no accusations in the world, at least not on the internet that they are a map. I don't know. They say gay people know a person is gay at first glance and I think I have the same thing with me. I just get a vibe from actors like Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the guy who plays Phil in Modern Family, Will Arnett, Tom Hanks, David Cross, Kristen Schaal, Jason Bateman, Eric Stonestreet, Mel Rodriguez, Ed Helms (Andy in The Office.) A couple others are Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office),Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office), Keenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Pete Davidson, Fred Armisen, Chevy Chase, Alec Baldwin, Mike Myers,Joaquin Phoenix, Keegan-Michael Key, Jane Lynch, Tony Hale, the guys from Tim and Eric Awesome Show,Jason Momoa, Jenny Slate, Seth Green, Seth MacFarlane, The South Park guys, Ed O'Neill, Will Forte, Adam DeVine from Workaholics and the Pitch Perfect movies. I’m also very suspicious of Will Ferrel. That’s just a few people that I suspect of being a map but let me know if there’s any public figures that you think could be a map.

[Artaxerxes II]

Have you ever watched a TV show or a movie and thought to yourself, man, that guy has to be a map? I do that all the time. I don't know why, but whenever I watch TV or a movie, I sometimes just overanalyze the person and it's like I feel like I know that they are a map, even though there's no accusations in the world, at least not on the internet that they are a map. I don't know. They say gay people know a person is gay at first glance and I think I have the same thing with me. I just get a vibe from actors like Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the guy who plays Phil in Modern Family, Will Arnett, Tom Hanks, David Cross, Kristen Schaal, Jason Bateman, Eric Stonestreet, Mel Rodriguez, Ed Helms (Andy in The Office.) A couple others are Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office),Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office), Keenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Pete Davidson, Fred Armisen, Chevy Chase, Alec Baldwin, Mike Myers,Joaquin Phoenix, Keegan-Michael Key, Jane Lynch, Tony Hale, the guys from Tim and Eric Awesome Show,Jason Momoa, Jenny Slate, Seth Green, Seth MacFarlane, Ed O'Neill, Will Forte, Adam DeVine from Workaholics and the Pitch Perfect movies. I’m also very suspicious of Will Ferrel. That’s just a few people that I suspect of being a map but let me know if there’s any public figures that you think could be a map.

You can add Mark Twain, Michael Jackson, Lewis Carroll, Vladimir Nabokov, and Donald Trump into the mix.

[Brain O'Conner]

Have you ever watched the movie called "Leon: The Professional" where the main character Leon kisses the twelve year old girl that he had to take care of in one of the scenes of the movie? Not only that, but I heard rumors of this actor in real life ended up marrying a 15 year old girl. Talk about a MAP celebrity.

[Batmanthecute]

Have you ever watched the movie called "Leon: The Professional" where the main character Leon kisses the twelve year old girl that he had to take care of in one of the scenes of the movie? Not only that, but I heard rumors of this actor in real life ended up marrying a 15 year old girl. Talk about a MAP celebrity.

I know Kirsten Dunst had to kiss Brad Pitt in The interview with a vampire When she was 11 years old and he was 31.
the 1971 movie The Beguiled, Clint Eastwood had a scene with the 12-year-old girl in the movie where he kisses her after she saves him. Unscripted as well. He just went in for it lol

[Batmanthecute]

Have you ever watched a TV show or a movie and thought to yourself, man, that guy has to be a map? I do that all the time. I don't know why, but whenever I watch TV or a movie, I sometimes just overanalyze the person and it's like I feel like I know that they are a map, even though there's no accusations in the world, at least not on the internet that they are a map. I don't know. They say gay people know a person is gay at first glance and I think I have the same thing with me. I just get a vibe from actors like Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the guy who plays Phil in Modern Family, Will Arnett, Tom Hanks, David Cross, Kristen Schaal, Jason Bateman, Eric Stonestreet, Mel Rodriguez, Ed Helms (Andy in The Office.) A couple others are Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office),Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office), Keenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Pete Davidson, Fred Armisen, Chevy Chase, Alec Baldwin, Mike Myers,Joaquin Phoenix, Keegan-Michael Key, Jane Lynch, Tony Hale, the guys from Tim and Eric Awesome Show,Jason Momoa, Jenny Slate, Seth Green, Seth MacFarlane, Ed O'Neill, Will Forte, Adam DeVine from Workaholics and the Pitch Perfect movies. I’m also very suspicious of Will Ferrel. That’s just a few people that I suspect of being a map but let me know if there’s any public figures that you think could be a map.

You can add Mark Twain, Michael Jackson, Lewis Carroll, Vladimir Nabokov, and Donald Trump into the mix.

I know about their past. I wanted to use celebs that I just have a hunch about. I didn't even mention people like Bob Saget, Nick Kroll, Jason Mantzoukas, patton oswalt, Rob Riggle, Christopher Meloni, Paul Rudd, Rob Corddry and bunch of others but you get my point.

[bravolima]

how about Tom Brady. i watched a youtube video of him once. so he is at home having a massage laying on his back and its all being filmed. nothing untoward, until his son, around 11 or 12, comes in the room to say good bye as he is going out. Tom brady then says he wants a kiss goodbye. the boy walks over and leans over Tom brady and gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Tom Brady then says he wants a proper kiss. the boy leans over again and they lock lips and kiss for way to long to be normal for a father and son. not sure if its still on youtube, not to sure what to make of it.

[G@yWad43]

Any celebrity thats too “anti pedo” renember, every accusation is a projection. Its one thing to hate pedos, its another to obssess over pedos. If you see pedophillia everywhere, theres a good chance its coming from within. On the flipside, any celebrity that is extremely romantically involved with minors and tries to be around minors as much as possible. Case in point, Kendrick Lamar AND Drake, lol.

And im completely serious with my first point. I hear people complaining about how theres “pedophiles everywhere” and everyone they like “turns out to be a pedophile”. Pedophiles make up only around 5% of the population, maybe less. If you are innately drawn to a certain type of person, and that certain type of person always ends up being a part of an extremely small percentage of the population, its probably not a coincidence. Theres a reason the people you like always end up being pedophiles, and no, its not that every single member of the population has converted to pedophillia BUT you.

Not to mention, the people who make the biggest pedophile accusations(like writing an entire distrack to accuse someone of being one) or make frequent pedophile accusations, are normally doing it because they have something to hide and eventually get caught in their own “problamatic” scandal some time after. Even if its not pedophillia per say, it is probably something close, and it takes one to know one. Theres a reason that pedo vigillante hunters get caught with PIM disproportiantly more than the general public. Because they have something to overcompensate for.

[aeterna91]

Have you ever watched the movie called "Leon: The Professional" where the main character Leon kisses the twelve year old girl that he had to take care of in one of the scenes of the movie? Not only that, but I heard rumors of this actor in real life ended up marrying a 15 year old girl. Talk about a MAP celebrity.

I know Kirsten Dunst had to kiss Brad Pitt in The interview with a vampire When she was 11 years old and he was 31.
the 1971 movie The Beguiled, Clint Eastwood had a scene with the 12-year-old girl in the movie where he kisses her after she saves him. Unscripted as well. He just went in for it lol

Wow, I didn't know about that last one. It's a miracle there hasn't been a campaign to lynch him, isn't it?

[AtosW]

Terry Gilliam frigging screams it out to me. Not just his movies, which besides dealing with "escaping from reality" in a way that MAPs can relate to, also seem to obsessively feature children in sexual or inappropriately adult/romantic situations, often not motivated by the plot, but he came out and protested against the "witch hunt" of the likes of Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter, as one of very few to do so.

Then there's Stephen Fry... he's practically admitted it, making him one of the few people never charged with anything who have came close to coming out. Can't find the exact post where he admitted to having sex with young boys (as he put it, when he was one himself, so it was okay) but he did. I did find these articles which reveal a bit:

https://thecritic.co.uk/the-cowardice-o ... tephen-fry
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/peop ... 69205.html

Stephen Fry always stroke me as the perfect person to become the first open, proud MAP celebrity. He's so loved, even for his flaws, that he's among the few on Earth who could get away with it. I wonder if he's actually considering it, he could really do an enormous favor for us just by admitting it to the public.

It's too bad Michael Jackson's reputation was ruined a bit by his weirdness and perceived creepiness. If he hadn't been such a freak in the public eye, he would have been the perfect spokesperson for us.

Surprises me George Michael hasn't been fully outed, his supposed attraction to young boys was a common subject both on MAP boards and among antis when he was alive.

Zionist dipshit misanthropic gross-out filmmaker David Cronenberg did an early zero-budget movie (available on Youtube) where a preschool-aged girl gets forcibly impregnated, as a means to maintain population in a technocratic dystopia. For some reason he escaped being condemned for it. The movie is really poorly edited and hardly watchable, but it might still be on Youtube somewhere.

And Elon Musk, if there's not enough to say about that fucker. He posted memes with references to loli/shota hentai just a few years ago, probably deleted them now.

Also Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), who was once charged with CP possession and now revealed to be secretly gay. And i frigging bet on Bill Gates too, especially now that he's revealed he has autism (which seems to have a strong connection to MAP). Also there's the likes of Jimmy Page, David Bowie etc. who have more or less admitted to underage sex but somehow got away with it.

Oh, and Joe Biden. Unfortunately not the "good kind", his obsession with touching young girls is just creepy.

[Justincredible]

Shane Gillis is one of the homies!!
Quite a few things he's said make me think he's a fellow. .. on Joe Rogans podcast.. Joe goes "can you believe some people think pedophilia is a sexual orientation?" .. Shane goes "well, technically it is" (ep 1685, 31 min mark)

.. Also, during one of Shane's stand up specials he literally makes a joke about how middle school volleyball girls are sexy ..
(live in Austin special on YouTube, 39 min mark... But watch the whole thing it's hilarious!)

I've also heard it brought up a few times around him and he never really says anything bad about it.. just kinda laughs and says "yeah that's crazy"

I too think middle school girls are sexy
.. I think all little girls are sexy... of all ages!!