Bubba shot the love tester: Variant of a classic Mark Chesnutt song

[galileo2333]

I have created a variant of the "Bubba shot the jukebox" song, ( rough draft, could use improvement for rhyme, rhythm or structure) about Bubba and friends at a diner where there's an AI powered relationship analyzer or "love tester" evaluating intimate relationships.

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At 13 coins diner we were flexin' our jollies.
Bubba bragged he's goin' with 12 year old Somali.
The AI love tester it overheard
alerted exploitation detected.

Incel rage flashed in Bubba's eyes from interference algorithm was subjectin'
All at once he jumped to his feet,
like some therapist reality checked him.

(chorus)
Bubba shot the love tester last night.
Said it flagged his child girlfriend,
as not all right.
Out to his cybertruck and got a 45,
he shot the love tester last night.

Bubba's never been accused of being mentally stable.
So we didn’t draw an easy breath till he laid that Colt on the table
He wore a stone cold stare then first responders showed up, they made sure he didn't get at large

They said don't you play dumb with us now you know damn well what's the charge

(chorus)

King County Sheriff arrived with their fursuit on the confrontation was a tense one
They shook their head and said Bubba boy you was always a dense one
reckless discharge of a gun
that's what the officers are claimin'
Bubba calmy 'splained reckless no
I hit just where I was aimin'

(chorus)

He could not see state approved relations through the logic in his eyes
Beyond the shadow of a doubt it was a justifiable homicide.

The AI intervention efforts got stopped

He neutralized the clanker with with one shot.

Bubba shot the love tester last night.
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