Five funny news stories for the festive season

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I'm not much of a Christmas person. Both an atheist and a cynic, not to mention someone who is aware of the pagan origins of Christmas, I find the whole thing ridiculously sappy and contrived. But this is also a time of year when people look to chill out with a glass of their favorite tipple, and so today I present something a little more humorous. This is a low-effort piece; I just browsed Mu Forum's News section for the funniest headlines, and went from there. Do not take this article too seriously!

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